How do I love thee?
TO MY DOG(S):
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…
I love thee agreeably – enough to let your stinky dog hide on the bed after a run through damp leaves, mud and slug infested gardens.
I love thee steadfastly – enough to devote a year to raising you from a wobbly speck into a strong healthy adult (who promptly attempts to seize control).
I love thee passionately – despite your repeated efforts to probe my ears, eyes and mouth with the same tongue you use for various other atrocities.
I love thee well – despite the amazing odors you produce.
I love thee deeply – though you use me as a napkin at every opportunity.
I love thee madly – despite the various bodily functions you have performed at inappropriate moments – in inappropriate places.
I love thee constantly – despite the dog “bladder curfew” I have lived by for many years.
I love thee truly – despite the “doggie land mines” hidden in the grass.
I love thee absolutely – because you never (well, hardly ever) hog the remote control.
I love thee gratefully – because you stay by my side (or on my side).
I love thee devotedly – more than clean carpeting, clothing, furniture, floors or walls.
I love thee bravely – enough to battle the indomitable flea on your behalf.
I love thee monetarily – enough to put the vet’s children through college.
I love thee openly – I will bear any embarrassment for your furry sake.
I love thee totally -more than free time, excess cash or a predictable life.
Written by Pat, a rescue volunteer in Texas