Browsing: ‘Just for Fun’

Stella Belle

Posted: April 16th, 2014
picture of stella

Have you seen Stella? This fun-loving girl is a just over a year old. She’s learning new tricks and manners and working on her awesomeness. She would love a play mate and a yard to romp around in for hours. If you’re ready to adopt Stella, visit our adoption page. Please read our adoption policies… Read More

Two Years. Totally Worth the Wait

Posted: March 23rd, 2014
Two Years. Totally Worth the Wait

Our lucky girl Kira finally found her perfect forever home with John in Alabama. Kira, who is now Maggie, made the trip from Florida to Alabama for this perfect match. Check out proud daddy’s selfie with Kira and the great vet who finally gets to meet her in person. What a great match! We’re so… Read More

Must Rehome!!!! (joke)

Posted: February 13th, 2011

we couldn’t resist posting this…… MUST REHOME – URGENT!!!! Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list for a dog, we have been notified by the breeder that, at long last, our number has come up and … WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!  We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because… Read More

Friendly Dog

Posted: June 27th, 2010

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.   He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head;  he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the… Read More

Dog Owners- Please Read (cute!!!!)

Posted: December 20th, 2009

Please read!!! If you are an owner of a dog that belongs to a ‘dangerous breed’ category and you also have a child or a visiting small child please take this as a warning: Don’t leave your dog with a small child unattended under any circumstances!! Only one little moment was enough for the following… Read More

Dog Logic

Posted: February 14th, 2009

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.-Anonymous There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.-Josh Billings The average dog is a… Read More

Priceless!!!!

Posted: February 5th, 2009

Welcome to Your Vet’s Automated Telephone System

Posted: January 26th, 2009

To make an appointment please press 1. To tell us your life history as well as your pet’s before making your appointment please press 2. To speak directly to a doctor press 3. If you feel your pet’s condition warrants pulling a doctor away from the patient he/she is currently seeing or operating on press… Read More

Dog Haiku

Posted: January 3rd, 2009

Love my master;Thus I perfume myself withThis long-rotten mouse. I lie belly-upIn the sunshine, happier thanYou ever will be Today I sniffedMany dog behinds—I celebrateBy kissing your face. I sound the alarm!Paper boy—come to kill us all—Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I lift my leg andWhiz on each bush.Hello, Spot—Sniff this and weep I sound the alarm!Garbage man—come to kill… Read More

You know you’ve gone to the “Dogs” when….

Posted: December 16th, 2008

Nobody’s feet are allowed on the furniture, but your dogs are welcome to sleep on any piece they so choose. It takes an entirely separate garbage can to handle all the poop. All kinds of things around the house are in need of repair, but the injured dog you rescued by the side of the… Read More

K-9 Rescue Barbie

Posted: December 8th, 2008

This Christmas season, give the latest, hottest new Barbie — K-9 Rescue Barbie. She comes with her own Ford Aerostar van, and various size dog crates inside. She has a cell phone that’s barely working due to over use and underpayment. Barbie herself is decked out in jeans, grungy athletic shoes, and a t-shirt that… Read More

Quotable Quotes

Posted: December 7th, 2008

“On judgment day if God should say, “Did you clean your house today?”I will say, “No, I did not… I played with my dogs and I forgot.”  — Author Unknown “It is a matter of taking the side of the weak against the strong…something the best people have always done.”  — Harriet Beecher Stowe  “Our… Read More

Single Black Female

Posted: December 5th, 2008

Note (!!!)- this story has been circulating for years and it has never been verified. Nonetheless, it’s quite adorable.   This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good… Read More

He is just my dog

Posted: December 2nd, 2008

 “He is my other eyes that can see above the clouds; my other ears that hear above the winds. He is the part of me that can reach out into the sea. He has told me a thousand times over that I am his reason for being; by the way he rests against my leg;… Read More

Things to Learn from a Dog

Posted: December 1st, 2008

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience. Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory. Take naps and… Read More

How do I love thee?

Posted: November 29th, 2008

TO MY DOG(S): How do I love thee? Let me count the ways… I love thee agreeably – enough to let your stinky dog hide on the bed after a run through damp leaves, mud and slug infested gardens. I love thee steadfastly – enough to devote a year to raising you from a wobbly… Read More

Dog Property Laws

Posted: November 29th, 2008

If I like it, it’s mine. If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine. If I can take it from you, it’s mine. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine. If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine…. Read More

Dog Rules

Posted: November 29th, 2008

The dog is not allowed in the house. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture. The dog can get on the old furniture only. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is… Read More