TO MY DOG(S):

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…

I love thee agreeably – enough to let your stinky dog hide on the bed after a run through damp leaves, mud and slug infested gardens.

I love thee steadfastly – enough to devote a year to raising you from a wobbly speck into a strong healthy adult (who promptly attempts to seize control).

I love thee passionately – despite your repeated efforts to probe my ears, eyes and mouth with the same tongue you use for various other atrocities.

I love thee well – despite the amazing odors you produce.

I love thee deeply – though you use me as a napkin at every opportunity.

I love thee madly – despite the various bodily functions you have performed at inappropriate moments – in inappropriate places.

I love thee constantly – despite the dog “bladder curfew” I have lived by for many years.

I love thee truly – despite the “doggie land mines” hidden in the grass.

I love thee absolutely – because you never (well, hardly ever) hog the remote control.

I love thee gratefully – because you stay by my side (or on my side).

I love thee devotedly – more than clean carpeting, clothing, furniture, floors or walls.

I love thee bravely – enough to battle the indomitable flea on your behalf.

I love thee monetarily – enough to put the vet’s children through college.

I love thee openly – I will bear any embarrassment for your furry sake.

I love thee totally -more than free time, excess cash or a predictable life.

Written by Pat, a rescue volunteer in Texas