Dog Property Laws

Posted: November 29th, 2008
  • If I like it, it’s mine.
  • If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.
  • If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
  • If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
  • If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
  • If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
  • If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.
  • If I saw it first, it’s mine.
  • If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
  • If it’s broken, it’s yours.
Categories: Just for Fun