we couldn’t resist posting this…… MUST REHOME – URGENT!!!! Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list for a dog, we have been notified by the breeder that, at long last, our number has come up and … WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!  We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because… Read More

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.   He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head;  he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the… Read More

Please read!!! If you are an owner of a dog that belongs to a ‘dangerous breed’ category and you also have a child or a visiting small child please take this as a warning: Don’t leave your dog with a small child unattended under any circumstances!! Only one little moment was enough for the following… Read More

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.-Anonymous There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.-Josh Billings The average dog is a… Read More

To make an appointment please press 1. To tell us your life history as well as your pet’s before making your appointment please press 2. To speak directly to a doctor press 3. If you feel your pet’s condition warrants pulling a doctor away from the patient he/she is currently seeing or operating on press… Read More

Love my master;Thus I perfume myself withThis long-rotten mouse. I lie belly-upIn the sunshine, happier thanYou ever will be Today I sniffedMany dog behinds—I celebrateBy kissing your face. I sound the alarm!Paper boy—come to kill us all—Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I lift my leg andWhiz on each bush.Hello, Spot—Sniff this and weep I sound the alarm!Garbage man—come to kill… Read More

Nobody’s feet are allowed on the furniture, but your dogs are welcome to sleep on any piece they so choose. It takes an entirely separate garbage can to handle all the poop. All kinds of things around the house are in need of repair, but the injured dog you rescued by the side of the… Read More

This Christmas season, give the latest, hottest new Barbie — K-9 Rescue Barbie. She comes with her own Ford Aerostar van, and various size dog crates inside. She has a cell phone that’s barely working due to over use and underpayment. Barbie herself is decked out in jeans, grungy athletic shoes, and a t-shirt that… Read More

“On judgment day if God should say, “Did you clean your house today?”I will say, “No, I did not… I played with my dogs and I forgot.”  — Author Unknown “It is a matter of taking the side of the weak against the strong…something the best people have always done.”  — Harriet Beecher Stowe  “Our… Read More

Note (!!!)- this story has been circulating for years and it has never been verified. Nonetheless, it’s quite adorable.   This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good… Read More

 “He is my other eyes that can see above the clouds; my other ears that hear above the winds. He is the part of me that can reach out into the sea. He has told me a thousand times over that I am his reason for being; by the way he rests against my leg;… Read More

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience. Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory. Take naps and… Read More

TO MY DOG(S): How do I love thee? Let me count the ways… I love thee agreeably – enough to let your stinky dog hide on the bed after a run through damp leaves, mud and slug infested gardens. I love thee steadfastly – enough to devote a year to raising you from a wobbly… Read More

If I like it, it’s mine. If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine. If I can take it from you, it’s mine. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine. If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine…. Read More

The dog is not allowed in the house. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture. The dog can get on the old furniture only. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is… Read More